Behold! The Nightmare!

The Wasteland Guide

Battered and covered in the dried blood of decades, Iran is about to take its borderline revenge on a world that never cared; like Sampson, it will pull down the pillars of the temple — the temple whose deity is money.

Well now, what does this mean for you, pilgrim? What this means is that narcissists are going to starve.

Narcissists adore money; they use it to get attention. With it scarce on the ground, narcissists are going to become various, outrageous, deranged. They're going to hunt desperately for it; narcissists abuse those who are closest to them. Expect calls, visits, attempts to get in touch;

expect wild eyes, gnashing teeth, the stench of desperation.

And remember: a friend is just a stranger you haven't abandoned yet.